Just another dee-dee-dee moment


Me: I just took Loviscol and I want to take Benadryl so I can sleep but I am worried about overdosing.
Mom: What time do you have to go to school?
Me: Huh?
Mom: What time do you have to go to school?
Me: Anytime. Why?
Mom: You said you had to go to school.
Me: No, mom. I just said I took LOVISCOL.
Mom: I know that. But you said you didn’t want to oversleep.
Me: Mom, I said I didn’t want to OVERDOSE. Sigh …

Why do I even bother clarifying. It would be so much easier if I just said “yes” to whatever they say.